Conversation with Kylie

*This scene occurs during her birthday party when she came in to check on something in my room

Me: I really like that one boy
Her: Which one?
Me: Bailey I think? The one who shook my hand. Brought you a present. That was wrapped...
Her: Yeah that's Bailey.
Me: Tell me you have a crush on him. Please.
Her: *rolling eyes* No mom, I'm pretty sure he's gay.
Me: *as Kylie walks out of the room* He's not GAY! He's POLITE!