Conversations with Lizzie...and Sweet P

Me: Girls, what do you want to be when you grow up?

Lizzie: A Human.

Me: A good choice.

Sweet P: A Crossing Guard.

Me: Also a good choice.

Lizzie: No wait. I want to be a dentist.

Me: No surprise there.

Lizzie: *sigh* I love the dentist.

Me: You are not normal.